I swear to god, tumblr thinks the 1990s finished in 2004. 

 

 

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coffinrocket:

do new atheists seriously associate not believing in god with a high level of intelligence? ohkay

vaspim:

*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*

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“I am the God of Tits and Wine.”

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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I love how factual the titles of Discovery Channel shows are, like, there’s not a single person sitting at home wondering what the show ‘Large, Dangerous Rockets, Australia’ is about.

“Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying.”

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